[一册]谜语
Riddles
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
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Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
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Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
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Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Submitted by Chris from Australia
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Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.
Submitted by Jesus Macario
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Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)
Submitted by Zekih.
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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Submitted by Mumblia
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This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Submitted by C. Berry
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Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
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Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
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Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Submitted by: Ashley
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Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Submitted by MR Engelsman
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Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
Submitted by Judy Snoke
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Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Submitted by Charlotte and Francis
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Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Submitted by Submitted by Michael
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In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")
Submitted by: Melina Gasser- Argentina
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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Submitted by: Hamed Mohamed
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Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS
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